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I’d let the werewolf from Wizards of waverly place take my virginity in a split second

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  • BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
  • ME: ok this is very good
  • under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
  • and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
  • so this is a great comment
  • BABY: [knocks over tower]
  • ME: that’s right
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windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

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khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

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crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via trust)

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What Sign Is Likely To Cheat?

zodiacmind:

Aries fits into the excitement category. Rams feel with their ego, need attention, and thus fall into the self-esteem sector, too. Many flirtations are just emotional or about how much acceptance they can get. Although a fiery sign, many Aries actually run from forbidden attractions. They may…

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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What Is Your #1 Love Need?

zodiacmind:

Aries: You need your lover to be up-front with you, and you don’t like to be kept waiting. Impatience or lack of spontaneity can be a killer. Worst of all, though, is feeling that your lover is hiding something from you. Be up-front.

Taurus: Gentleness is the one essential for the Taurus…

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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